(I write a twice monthly column for our local newspaper. I am supposed to be complaining, legitimately about anything that comes to mind at the time. Honestly, I am so stressed and obsessed by the Presidential election on Tuesday, that I cannot think of much else. Everything I thought about, I could not articulate because of the election. Then this idea hit me.)
THIS IS HARD WORK!
One has to admire those who write columns for newspapers and
other weekly periodicals. Thinking of things that reader will
find of interest, is hard! How do I know that? I am trying right
now to write one and mine is just a two times monthly one!
I was going to write about "shrinkflation". But those younger
than me, 80% of the world, would read it and not really follow
it, having never bought a full pound of bacon or a 16 ounce can
of soup. They would merely say that if it is not big enough, buy
two. Then I was going to write about why gas prices can increase
by, at least here in northeastern Michigan, forty cents per
gallon just while we are shopping for groceries. "Fair point"
for us old folks, but again, those younger just shrug and say
"duh". They know, almost instinctively it seems, that gas prices
and nearly all commodities are interconnected globally and the
INTERNET allows real time "adjustments" based on conditions. An
article discussing this and recalling the "good old days" when
gas prices stayed the same until the next shipment of gas
arrived at the station with a price change, would only be met
with that eye roll they excel at and an "old dude" comment.
Trying to discuss the "cost of living" is almost a lost cause
as well. First of all, that won't fit in this space and most
importantly the solution to a high cost of living, is to lower
the amount of money you pay. However, the same people that
understand the causality for the extreme fluctuation in gas
prices, will refuse to give up 37 monthly "subscriptions",
enrollments in regular shipments, Starbucks and will continue to
treat dining out & carry out like necessities instead of
luxuries. So they continue to complain about not having enough
money, while watching a streaming service waiting for dinner to
be delivered. I like Dave Ramsey's approach: if you can't afford
it, don't buy it.... eat rice and beans if necessary while
making changes. But few will, because they feel they are
"entitled" to these things they should not afford.
Redundancy has arrived and I am sitting in the front of that
bus. Change is inevitable and to be honest, most change is
welcomed as well as feared by those of us comfortable with the
way it was.
So, this column remains without inspiration, being composed,
on purpose, just three days before the Presidential &
general election. I love to complain about things I feel need to
be complained about and as an old man, I have to admit I am very
good at it! But there is one thing that we all should agree on
and if not, be reminded of so that we do. Something that is as
old as the dream to build a Nation, a REPUBLIC here in North
America.
By remaining here in the Untied States as residents and
citizens, we, not our parents, not our ancestors kidnapped here
hundreds of years ago, WE! WE make a covenant with the United
States to live according to her laws, or to peacefully work to
change them if we disagree. That includes elections, probably
the most important part of that covenant.
We agree, by remaining residents here, to abide by the results
of elections and insure the "peaceful transition of power". No,
this is not a dig on one candidate over another. This is a truth
that we should understand already, but may have forgotten in the
chaos of this new century. The insinuation is simple, don't like
the election results? SUCK IT UP AND LIVE WITH IT! Or, you are
free to leave, freer in fact than in many countries. Don't want
to leave and I don't blame you there....... live with the choice
of the majority and work toward a different outcome next time.
Sure, there was ballot stuffing in the 19th century. Al
Capone, among others, told his people to "vote early and vote
often". But that was in the 20th century. The same technology
that causes gas prices to jump ten minutes after some obscure
sheik on the other side of the planet gets the flu, also insures
that voting is as accurate as possible. The same technology that
was used to addict you to credit and "subscriptions", verified
the count. Your candidate LOST...... or WON, period! No one
stole the election, though some may argue one side gave it away
with poor decisions.
The majority (keeping the Electoral College in mind) has
spoken. If my candidate has lost, for me, it means I truly have
aged out of touch with the pulse of the country. As the British
say, "redundant". I personally will have to live with that and
admit to that. It will mean it is time for my generation to
relinquish our death grip on America and allow the next ones
their time in the spotlight. If my candidate has won, it means
exactly the same, our time is past! Bacon comes in 10.5 ounce
packages, gas prices change hourly, I can get 500 "TV" channels
on my hand held phone and _______ will be our next President.
United, let us walk together into this new cycle and do our
best to improve our Nation and ourselves!