(I write a twice monthly column for our local newspaper. I am supposed to be complaining, legitimately about anything that comes to mind at the time. Honestly, I am so stressed and obsessed by the Presidential election on Tuesday, that I cannot think of much else. Everything I thought about, I could not articulate because of the election. Then this idea hit me.)
THIS IS HARD WORK!
One has to admire those who write columns for newspapers and other weekly periodicals. Thinking of things that reader will find of interest, is hard! How do I know that? I am trying right now to write one and mine is just a two times monthly one!
I was going to write about "shrinkflation". But those younger than me, 80% of the world, would read it and not really follow it, having never bought a full pound of bacon or a 16 ounce can of soup. They would merely say that if it is not big enough, buy two. Then I was going to write about why gas prices can increase by, at least here in northeastern Michigan, forty cents per gallon just while we are shopping for groceries. "Fair point" for us old folks, but again, those younger just shrug and say "duh". They know, almost instinctively it seems, that gas prices and nearly all commodities are interconnected globally and the INTERNET allows real time "adjustments" based on conditions. An article discussing this and recalling the "good old days" when gas prices stayed the same until the next shipment of gas arrived at the station with a price change, would only be met with that eye roll they excel at and an "old dude" comment.
Trying to discuss the "cost of living" is almost a lost cause
as well. First of all, that won't fit in this space and most
importantly the solution to a high cost of living, is to lower
the amount of money you pay. However, the same people that
understand the causality for the extreme fluctuation in gas
prices, will refuse to give up 37 monthly "subscriptions",
enrollments in regular shipments, Starbucks and will continue to
treat dining out & carry out like necessities instead of
luxuries. So they continue to complain about not having enough
money, while watching a streaming service waiting for dinner to
be delivered. I like Dave Ramsey's approach: if you can't afford
it, don't buy it.... eat rice and beans if necessary while
making changes. But few will, because they feel they are
"entitled" to these things they should not afford.
Redundancy has arrived and I am sitting in the front of that
bus. Change is inevitable and to be honest, most change is
welcomed as well as feared by those of us comfortable with the
way it was.
So, this column remains without inspiration, being composed, on purpose, just three days before the Presidential & general election. I love to complain about things I feel need to be complained about and as an old man, I have to admit I am very good at it! But there is one thing that we all should agree on and if not, be reminded of so that we do. Something that is as old as the dream to build a Nation, a REPUBLIC here in North America.
By remaining here in the Untied States as residents and citizens, we, not our parents, not our ancestors kidnapped here hundreds of years ago, WE! WE make a covenant with the United States to live according to her laws, or to peacefully work to change them if we disagree. That includes elections, probably the most important part of that covenant.
We agree, by remaining residents here, to abide by the results of elections and insure the "peaceful transition of power". No, this is not a dig on one candidate over another. This is a truth that we should understand already, but may have forgotten in the chaos of this new century. The insinuation is simple, don't like the election results? SUCK IT UP AND LIVE WITH IT! Or, you are free to leave, freer in fact than in many countries. Don't want to leave and I don't blame you there....... live with the choice of the majority and work toward a different outcome next time.
Sure, there was ballot stuffing in the 19th century. Al Capone, among others, told his people to "vote early and vote often". But that was in the 20th century. The same technology that causes gas prices to jump ten minutes after some obscure sheik on the other side of the planet gets the flu, also insures that voting is as accurate as possible. The same technology that was used to addict you to credit and "subscriptions", verified the count. Your candidate LOST...... or WON, period! No one stole the election, though some may argue one side gave it away with poor decisions.
The majority (keeping the Electoral College in mind) has
spoken. If my candidate has lost, for me, it means I truly have
aged out of touch with the pulse of the country. As the British
say, "redundant". I personally will have to live with that and
admit to that. It will mean it is time for my generation to
relinquish our death grip on America and allow the next ones
their time in the spotlight. If my candidate has won, it means
exactly the same, our time is past! Bacon comes in 10.5 ounce
packages, gas prices change hourly, I can get 500 "TV" channels
on my hand held phone and _______ will be our next President.
United, let us walk together into this new cycle and do our best to improve our Nation and ourselves!





